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Talking to Grandpa and Grandma about hostile working conditions
William and Stevie Watching TV Together
Yo! Your wheelbarrow's got a flat. I can fix it for ...say five bucks. By the way, <GO BIG RED>
I'm gross, nasty, and sticky.
Wanna smooch?
Don't bother me. I'm reading a book called Captain Underpants!