Did you know that McDonald's picked yellow and red because those colors are supposed to subconsciously make you hungry?

These are the ads that were banned from kristuphil, inc.

Something about "Columbine isn't funny." Whatever. Killing God is wrong? Didn't this ad teach you anything? It's not like we just made up all that shit about him. He admits to doing all this. One thing we're sorry about, though, is that it reads 'he unleashed a deadly plague on millions of people' where it should read 'upon millions of people'. Jesus Christ! It's not like we're actually going out there and fucking kids! We've got people that do that for us. That reminds me. You want to hear a funny joke? JonBenét Ramsey. Now that's funny. If you want more information about JonBenét Ramsey and how her parents killed her, go here, here, here, and if you're especially aroused by the story, here.