A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
bears." The bear said, "You'd better give me a beer or else I'll eat that woman who's sitting at the
end of the bar." The bartender still refused to serve the bear a beer, so the bear lumbered up to the
woman and ate her. "Now you'd better give me a beer!" said the bear. The bartender said, "I told
you, we don't serve bears. Especially bears on drugs." The bear said, "What do you mean, on
drugs?" The bartender said, "What about that bar bitch you ate?"
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