Spifflosophy
9/1/99
Spandex is not for every one.
2/7/99
If you can't find your own ass in the dark with both hands, then you probably shouldn't be touching anything with your hands anyway.
1/15/99
When eating, take as much as you want but eat as much as you take.
Remember to breath.
Don't believe everything you see on the X-Files. They've changed the names to protect the innocent.
