Spifflosophy

9/1/99

  • Spandex is not for every one.
  • 2/7/99

  • If you can't find your own ass in the dark with both hands, then you probably shouldn't be touching anything with your hands anyway.
  • 1/15/99

  • When eating, take as much as you want but eat as much as you take.

  • Remember to breath.

  • Don't believe everything you see on the X-Files. They've changed the names to protect the innocent.