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Blitz the Cat
blitz@blitzthecat.com
Objectives
Employment in the cat-napping services field.
Qualifications
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Strong written (love mechanical
pencils) and oral
communication ability
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Excellent computer skills (preferably
laying on the keyboard or pressing keys incessantly), also capable of
designing web sites
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Three years experience in watching
or blocking the television
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Four years experience in
Cat-Napping Services
Employment
Recreational Vehicle (RV), Boise, Idaho, USA
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Advertising My Pet's Tupperware
Home-Business more online so she won't leave me for two-hours to do parties
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Concentration in playing ball
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Master jumper (especially for
curling ribbon)
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Sleeping in queen-size beds like
My Pet
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Protecting the environment from
flying and crawling
critters
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4.00 G.P.A.
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Full-Tuition Trustee Scholarship
Apartment Complex, Boise, Idaho, USA
References available upon request.
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