Wouldja just LOOK at the HITS roll in!

Soon, you'll be able to wade through my sordid background, wasting oodles of productive time...

all sorts of useless information about my past, wondering what's real and what'sshall we saydramatic license. faded photos of family, friends, pets, old cars, whatever else I can get my hands on before I run out of cash for more scans. terabytes of copyright violations snipped from songs that meant the world to me in high school. my cross-country socks after a semester in a gym locker (only available to Websters using MicroStink's Internet Inhaler® and a StenchBlaster compatible odor card)

If you read my resume, you might have figured I'm an average middle class joe working long hours as a "Knowledge Worker" in the computer industry. Other than that, you'll have to wait until I get around to putting my life story-to-date in HTML. In the meantime, amuse yourself finding out a little about where I live.

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